Answering The All Important Question What Do Pokemon Smell Like
This morning, as I was sipping lukewarm coffee because I hate pleasure and gazing into the abyssal void of existence in an attempt to comprehend at least part of the immense vastness of the human condition, a thought struck me: Lycanroc, while modeled after a dog, probably smells like dirt. Slightly stale and undeniably earthy, but still regular, ordinary dirt. I immediately did what all great philosophers would do and acted on my fleeting but essential impulse....